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Anonymous asked:

you've obviously never been heartbroken


You’ve obviously never juggled two jobs, three cats and a raging divorce lawsuit. I haven’t slept in two days. My ex husband left the cats at my house. I hate these cats. They’re all named after The Beatles band members. That rat bastard cheated on me with his personal trainer, took his stuff along with ALL of the toilet paper and left me here, and now he’s suing me. I don’t have time for this John Lennon just puked on the bed

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